For the record, were I to hire your services (or the services of someone in your line of work), that's what would happen. My sexuality usually fails to exist. I know, that's ridiculous, right? It's a statement that has befuddled two psychiatrists *and my therapist. I once went through an entire year of psychotherapy without the topic of sex coming up-not until, at the penultimate session, the psychiatrist mentioned that he had notes about everything else on me, but had never heard a word about my sex life (which doesn't, you know, exist).